Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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