This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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