i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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