Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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