Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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