well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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