You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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