Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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