My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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