I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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