A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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