But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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