do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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