check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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