I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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