I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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