are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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