Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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