He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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