hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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