We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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