I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Even my vagina gasped.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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