i think i have herpe
just one?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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