my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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