:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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