I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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