I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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