what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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