drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You work out of a Hotel?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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