doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Found your dick twin last night
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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