Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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