it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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