i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I forgot how hot balto sounded
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
tequila makes me forget i have legs
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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