That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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