Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I can't put those talents on a resume
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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