with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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