But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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