Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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