If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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