"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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