I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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