I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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