Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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