like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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