He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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