My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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