But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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