In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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