Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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