He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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