Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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