I want to stick my p in your. b.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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