You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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