found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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