We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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