So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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